the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut
I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut
I thought it was the “im pissed my kid is sitting on the bench” haircut
the best pranks are the super harmless ones
like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in every picture in their house?
Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours
Confuse, don’t abuse ;)
MY NEW MOTTO
HIPSTER SHIRT. HIPSTER GLASSES. HIPSTER GLAM.
Jim Beaver is a hipster. You probably haven’t heard of him. He’s really obscure.
I made it more hipster for you
A little bit more hipster:
Fa la la ~
A few more lens flares just for shits and giggles
just reblogging this again
oh my god
you were missing some space-ness
somebody tweet this to him please
Some wolves maybe?
okay BUT LOOK AT THIS FRENCH SUPPLY TEACHER HOLY SHIT
i was gonna reblog this for the booty he’s got going on but then i saw the hashtag and now I’m reblogging it for that alone.
est-ce que tu aimes le sexe ? le sexe.. je veux dire, l’activité physique.. le coït. tu aimes ça ?
submitter: *skip to 3:12* I was at my first Beyoncé concert and some guy was holding a really rude sign saying “You can’t sing” so during crazy in love she hit her note early and told him to hit the same note and he butchered it then she walked away and said ‘exactly’. She played it off as casual for the cameras but everyone in the crowd was dying laughing cause we knew
i am screaming. why would you pay $1000 to see someone you can’t stand? beyonce haters have no fucking logic.
I love Petty Beyonce
lmaooo sis did one of these
Go the fuck offf motha!!!!